Twenty-three year-old San Diego State graduate Amy Bridges recently took a reception position at a small real estate brokerage in Long Beach. “I thought it would be great to work in the same industry that my dad was in,” she said. “I even started studying for the exam by taking some online classes!” However, after just four days Amy began to get “creeped out by some of the agents.” According to the office manager, all the guys, even the ones with wives, were ferociously hitting on Amy. An anonymous source tells us that Amy received four new Instagram followers, seven G-Chats, and ten new friend requests after sitting at her desk for just three hours. “I was overwhelmed,” Amy said. “It’s like they have never seen a girl before.” Sources added that she was “pretty hot, but wore a little too much makeup.” A local Title Rep named Nate Fergens was the straw that broke the camel’s back. A witness said he “hovered around her desk for about twenty minutes before asking her if she wanted to go see My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.” Amy resigned just before the office meeting last Thursday.
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