Early this morning, a Brentwood-based real estate agent named Van Maynor (29 years old) was fired by his seller for wearing the same shirt to every single showing. The owner of the house, Monty Rosales, said that he could not trust someone who had such a poor taste in fashion. "It was a pink, Ralph Lauren dress-shirt that barely went to his wrists," Monty said. "It was always wrinkled and didn't even go with his pants. He also wore an undershirt that made it look even worse. I no longer wanted him representing my home." We caught up with Van back at the office who seemed relatively cavalier about the issue. "I probably should have gone to the dry cleaning because the shirt was ripping my nipples to pieces. That's why I started wearing a white-tee underneath it. I honestly thought Monty (the seller) never noticed. It was definitely a d**k move of him to get rid of me." We asked Van if he plans on expanding on his wardrobe in the near future. He said he might get a new Polo with the Amazon Gift Card that his sister gave him for his birthday.
The Key to Surviving Real Estate