The Hogwarts of Real Estate

Hufflepuff Agents

Hufflepuff agents are super nice and easy going. You do not want to be a Hufflepuff agent, but you definitely want to do deals with them. They are easy to negotiate with and easy to push around because they fear human confrontation. They will do anything for their client and almost anything for you. If you need them to cover an inspection, they will be there. If you need them to send over some paperwork, they will do it without hesitation. They may have a certain demeanor of entitlement because they are not assholes and are always doing positive things for their friends and family. Hufflepuffs are also wizards with paperwork because they are too nice to ask other people to do it for them. They are probably involved with multiple non-profit organization and regularly attend a Church or Synagogue. Hufflepuffs were in those mediocre/religious affiliated fraternities in college that girls would feel "safe" around.  Some of them drink a little, but never to excess. Staying away from alcohol and drugs gives some gifted Hufflepuffs the ability to become stellar agents. Constantly improving their bodies and consistently abiding by the Ten Commandments give the Hufflepuffs a major edge in their client follow-up and organization. 

Ravenclaw Agents

If you are reading this you are probably not a Ravenclaw agent because they are off doing weird shit and not reading comedy blogs. So, assuming you are not a Ravenclaw, you probably do not regularly communicate with the Ravenclaw agents in your office. They are under-the-radar. They most likely specialize in a particular area of real estate or focus on a very specific region. They are obsessed with their assistants and they keep to themselves. They are either extremely successful or broke as hell because nobody wants to work with them. Maybe they even work for Redfin, who knows.

Slytherin Agents

These agents DGAF. They are assholes and they know it. They are powerful and they hate you. They can be super sleazy. They will bang their best friend’s girlfriend and maybe even their girlfriend’s mom. They are either extremely successful or menaces to the industry. Their parents were Slytherins and also have a shit ton of money that contributes to their child's success. They might act like they like you, but they do not give a shit about you. They are in SAE at every university. They command respect, but nobody actually really wants to be around them because they are scared. They will do anything for a commission and they will probably get it.

Gryffindor Agents

Everyone wants to work with the Gryffindor agent. The are most likely attractive and have an endless network of rich friends and family. They are experienced, trustworthy, and will always tell it to you straight. They are willing to sacrifice a commission for their reputation and the good of their client. They do everything right to the point where it is almost annoying. You envy them. You want to be a Gryffindor agent.