Why I Should Be Your Agent (A Poem)

WHY I SHOULD BE YOUR AGENT

 

You are a choosing a realtor so who will it be?

Let me give you some reasons why you should pick me

I’m young and I’m fun I drink coffee and tea

I can talk about sports I can talk about Glee

 

I will answer my phone every time that you call

I will pick up your dog's poop and your kids at the mall

That’s not really true it was said for the rhyme

See I’m honest and real I’m a dozen a dime

 

The market I know like the back of my hand

I’ll go to war for your offer and I’ll fight for your land

I have a network of clients always looking to buy

With a plan and a drone always ready to fly

 

But your friend and your cousin are licensed as well?

And the last agent you worked with put you through hell?

Well you could choose him or you could pick she

But I know you can see that the right choice is me!