Ten Reasons Real Estate Agents Drink Part 2

1) Because your buyer of over a year went with "the listing agent" while you were out of town for the weekend

2) Because you were late on MLS dues and got a parking ticket during a showing

3) Because you spelled the name wrong of a potential client in an important email

 

4) Because you walked in on your client in bed with the maid

5) Because the other agent won't stop using the word: "man cave"

6) Because the house alarm went off during one of your showings today

7) Because your buyer just financed a new car

 

8) Because your seller texted you at 2AM for an update

9) Because you are sore from falling through the window of your vacant listing after you forgot the lockbox code

10) Because you closed the hardest deal of your life and you need to spend your entire commission on bottle service tonight