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Real Estate Agent Rushed to Hospital for Saying “Granite Countertops” in Response to Everything.

April 11, 2016

It was a normal Monday for Janet Nolan in the city of Coral Gables. She dropped off her kids at school and received her schedule from her assistant at 9:30 AM. She had a noon showing at her spacious modern that just hit the market. The couple that Janet was showing the home to said everything was fine until they got into the house. “Her face lit up when we got to the kitchen,” the couple said. “She told us that all the appliances were brand new and that the countertops were granite. Then it appeared like she was possessed. She had a blank look in her eyes for the rest of the showing. She said everything had granite countertops, even the toilets. We tried to change the subject,” the couple urged.  “We asked where the property line ended in the backyard and she just yelled it at us again.” A pedestrian that was almost hit by Janet on her way home said she was driving like a complete lunatic. Her husband rushed her to the hospital once she got home after she repeated, “granite countertops” seventy-three straight times. Her condition is yet to be determined.  

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