Admit it. You have thought about eating something from your seller's kitchen at least once. Sometimes you just don't properly prepare yourself for three hours without food. We have all been there. So what do you do? You open the fridge or the pantry and decide what is "okay" to eat or drink. Obviously, you don't want to take anything that your seller would notice. So, I compiled a list of food and drink items that are "okay" to take without feeling guilty. These are items that if you hypothetically asked your seller for, they would say it was okay.... I think.
1) Water Bottles: If there are three or more water bottles in the fridge it is okay to take one. But, if there are less than three they might notice and get a little frustrated. They won't call you out on it, but I would suck it up and drink the tap if there are only a couple left.
2) Mixed Nuts: You are allowed to take four handfuls of mixed nuts from their pantry. This will provide you energy and will always go unnoticed.
3) American Kraft Cheese Slices: This cheese is inexpensive and always comes in a huge bundle pack. Take as many slices as you want. It has the nutritional value of eating your own shit, but a slice every fifteen minutes can hold you over.
4) Orange Juice: This is borderline. Juice is expensive and a valuable commodity during cold season. But, if you are dying of thirst and need a little caloric intake I personally believe it is okay to have a glass. Obviously, take the perfect amount that will go unnoticed. Never finish it. You have been stealing juice out of your friends' homes since college, you know what to do.
5) Cookies: Never be the first to open anything. You can take a casual cookie out of a large box. For example, a couple weeks ago I sat an open where there was a sleeve of thin mints poking out of the pantry. I crushed every single one of them. If you are in a situation where there are thin mints you are naturally expected to slam the entire thing.
