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Thor Bought A Pretty Sick House in Malibu

April 14, 2016

Chris Hemsworth and his hot wife Elsa Pataky just bought a "pretty cool" house in Malibu. I say "pretty cool" because I didn't see an ocean view in the MLS photos. Come on Thor, you are going to spend $3.45 million on a house that doesn't have a view of the Pacific? The 750-bottle wine cellar is a valuable addition for Chris Hemsworth's brother who also lives in Malibu. Now the slightly less good-looking sibling has somewhere to get shit-faced when Miley Cyrus decides to go for girls again. 

For more photos of Thor's underwhelming purchase, go to blog where I got this story: http://la.curbed.com/2016/4/7/11379474/thor-chris-hemsworth-malibu

 

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