The BA runs into a familiar foe at a dead open house: "The Seller From Hell." Will the seller's constant nagging force the BA to quiver and obey? Or will The BA strike back with witty lyrical force? Watch the first ever accurate open house rap video:
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Gary Vaynerchuk: Get on Snapchat
This guy invested in Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and basically every successful app out there. He is also speaking at Inman Connect in SF. He knows his shit. After watching this you better start snapping your next open house.
Open House Dank: Jam-Stuffed Peanut Butter Balls
Here are the ingredients:
Makes 8-9 balls.... because let's be honest, you aren't going to get more people than that!!! HAHAHAHAHA!
Here’s what you’ll need:
1 cup peanut butter (we use creamy, but chunky could also do the trick)
1 cup quick oats, plus more for coating (make sure they’re quick oats and not old-fashioned)
1/2 cup powdered sugar
strawberry jam (or whatever your favorite jam is)
Directions:
Using a small spoon or a teaspoon measuring spoon, scoop out balls of jam and lay them on a sheet pan or plate lined with parchment paper. Pop the jam balls in the freezer for around a half hour, or until they’ve firmed up a bit.
In a mixing bowl, combine the peanut butter, 1 cup of oats, and powdered sugar, and mix them all together until they’re well combined.
Grab a palmful of the peanut butter mixture (around the size of a golf ball) and then, using your hand and fingers, shape it into a mini pancake. Grab one of the firmed-up jam balls and twist it around until it’s even more of a sphere, then lay it in the middle of your mini peanut butter pancake. Using your fingers, lift up and pinch the edges of the peanut butter so that they’re coming up around the jam ball. Continue this until the peanut butter mixture totally encloses the jam and you’ve created a ball. Roll each ball in your hands so that it’s nice a smooth.
Once you’ve created all of the balls, roll each one in oats and then pop in the refrigerator or freezer to chill. (If you’re freezing, make sure to bring the balls back to room temperature before serving).
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I posted this like six months ago and nobody cared. This is a hilarious video. Kyle Mooney is a genius and one of the originators of funny online videos. Watch his channel for the best stuff on YouTube. He now is killing it at SNL.
Here is his stuff: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi5LWGay0KkESHzImWIIzcA
The Best Real Estate Scenes in Film History
1) I Love You, Man: Crop Dusting Around the Open
Peter Klaven is LA's "biggest" realtor.
2) Step Brothers: Selling the House
Take notes if you want to prevent your rival agent from selling their listing.
3) Up: The sickest mobile house ever.
If you did not cry during this movie you have no soul.
4) American Beauty: I will sell this house today.
Everyone needs a little pep talk in the mirror once in a while.
5) Bruno: Deleted Scene
I can see why they deleted this...
6) Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry prevents an office tenant from moving in to keep control of the AC.
This is an extreme, yet effective approach.
7) The Money Pit: The Stairs Are Out
Their agent did not disclose anything.
8) The Best Man: The Realtor
I am guessing most of you have not seen this movie. However, Seth Green does a fantastic job at making a closet seem like a third bedroom.
9) Funny Farm: Selling Your Country House
The most successful FSBO ever. If only real estate transactions were this easy.
10) Modern Family: Phil Dunphy explains, "Always Be Closing."
He is a true salesman.
11) Always Be Closing: Glengarry Glen Ross
The REAL ABC
12) American Beauty: Getting Nailed by the Real Estate King
Churro Ice Cream Bowls Will Pack Your Open House
Make these and I guarantee you fifty people will show up to your open house no matter what. Who else sits at their office for five hours a day watching Tasty videos on Facebook? They make it look so easy!
Full Recipe:
INGREDIENTS
Makes 8 churro bowls
¼ cup butter, cubed
2 Tbsp. brown sugar
½ tsp salt
1 cup water
1 cup flour
1 tsp vanilla
4 eggs
Cooking-oil spray
Oil for frying
Cinnamon sugar
Ice cream
Hot fudge and caramel topping (optional)
Equipment:
Piping bag with a small star tip
Muffin tin (6 to 12 cups)
PREPARATION
In a medium saucepan over medium-high heat, add butter, brown sugar, salt, and water, and bring to a boil. As soon as the butter has fully melted and the mixture begins to boil, reduce the heat to medium-low and add in flour. Using a wooden spoon, stir until the dough comes together to form a ball (about 1 minute). Remove from heat and let cool for 5 minutes before proceeding to the next step (to prevent accidentally cooking the eggs).
Mix in the vanilla extract and add in the eggs, one at a time, being sure to fully incorporate each egg before adding the next. Once all the eggs are incorporated, transfer it to a piping bag with a small star tip.
Invert a muffin tin and spray thoroughly with nonstick cooking spray. Pipe the dough around the inverted cups in spirals to form the bowls. Immediately transfer the tray to the freezer and freeze until solid (about 3 hours or overnight).
Heat oil in a deep pot to 350˚F (175˚C). Remove the muffin tin from the freezer and flex it to release the churro bowls (you may need to also use a small knife under the bottom edge to initially release them). Return any extras to the freezer while you wait to fry.
Fry them in batches, until nicely browned, no more than 3 at a time. Be sure to carefully tip them into the oil so they sink to the bottom. Once desired color is reached, remove them from the oil to a paper towel–lined plate. Dab off any excess oil then roll them in cinnamon sugar. Fill with your favorite ice cream and toppings. Enjoy!
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The Jungle Book Monkey Dancing Scene: Video
If you are bored in your office watch this. It will put a smile on your face. They better keep this in the new Jungle Book Movie. This might be the best Disney song of all time.