Real Estate Porn

What REALLY Turns Real Estate Agents On:

When you actually have a free weekend with no showings, no opens, and no inspections.

When you find a water bottle in the fridge at your open when you are deathly hungover.

When you get this text from your buyer and they are so excited that they can't even spell correctly: 

When a hot girl comes into your open house without her husband and no kid.

When the TV at your open is already on with Football on the screen.

 

When you schedule all of your showings successfully within a close proximity of each other.

Finding out you and a potential buyer went to the same college and you "connect" over it.

When you crush a listing appointment and they play your song on the radio.

When a listing across the street goes up and you hold opens during their opens and to get their traffic.